after some intensive investigation last night, i decided that my belly button is all wrong. it looks like the one on the left, whereas it would be so much better if it looked like the one on the right.
i posed this problem to my trainer, and she said to lose 10 pounds. that seems ludicrous, so i suggested some type of belly button lifting – i mean it really doesn’t seem like it would take much. just a stitch, lift, stitch, lift. it would probably be like piercing your ears yourself when you’re 13. right?
yeah, so, life’s hard.