are you watching design star on hgtv?
i wanted to cry last night it was so bad. i desperately want to go on that show, and episodes like last night make me think i might be too fabulous for it.
did you see when they PAINTED THAT WONDERFUL WOOD TABLE WHITE! i thought i would die. i can’t believe they got it for $500, first of all, and then when they ruined it– i got up and walked towards the TV and sort of stood there, in shock, as she’s busting out the roller.
here’s a tip to all inspiring tv show decorators: quit painting those awful abstract canvas things for the walls. it wastes time, and energy, and money, and who wants that hot mess on their walls?