um, help?

so i have a huge favor to ask my loyal readers.

i am in need of some design work, quick like. i’d normally do this myself, but i’m without any access to any design programs in the next day…

i need a biz card, with some simple text, jazzed up a bit.

should you be able to help me,
1: we’ll start wearing this immediately if not sooner
2: i’ll be glad to pay, just not $2837438 b/c this is a favor, remember, and you’re getting a new best friend out of this.
3: you’ll get a special package of things including but not limited to a zebra pillow, homemade linen spray and other delights.

any takers?

**hark! i’ve been helped. i love the intraweb -=)