i can sorta skateboard. mostly longboard. i can stand on a longboard and ride it until it’s going too fast and then i jump off. i can turn about 30 degrees but not quickly and not gracefully. but you know what i can do. that’s decorate with skateboards. in middle school, i used to devour the CCS skate mail-order catalog (this was pre-internetz) and i convinced my parents to let me order an alien workshop skate deck to hang in my room. i still enjoy a good skating moment, usually propped against a wall, or hung especially paired with a bit of fancy.