May the odds be ever in your favor.

let’s make an agreement now – if I mention a nordstrom sale again in the next 6 months, you can punch me in the whole entire face – agreed? imagine it’s like the hunger games. I don’t want to be here. this is not what I’d choose. but life is hard, and it’s better to be Jennifer Lawrence than the girl who dies first we all forgot. what a crystal clear metaphor.

and in continued seriousness (the direct opposite of all joking aside), it is not easy to find 12 desirable, stylish things amongst the nordstrom anniversary sale items that do not chime basic bitch bells. we aspire to be many layers of bitch but boring shouldn’t be one. it’s not a good look. but hark AF, I think I’ve done it.

all twelve things – all on sale – and I’d bet all would up everyone’s wardrobe game just a smidge this fall. seriously! they would!

namaste