YOU’VE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME.

If I was to live out the rest of my days on a desert island with only the bare essentials in my walk-in closet, I could consign myself to only black, camo and animal print items easily. Out with all the extra - I'm here on this secluded gooplab of an island to dive into my self-actualization practices: familiarizing myself further with my vagina, manifesting my destiny (same as #1 really), and aligning my chakras with my bank account (off-shore) so I can amazon prime to the island plenty of cleansing teas and shearling birkenstocks. Also, Tom, I'll use my volleyball for exercises to tighten my pelvic floor - thanks so much -- There's more than one way to cast away, and maybe I'll write a travel guide for it.

Which brings us naturally to animal print dresses. I've finally found the love of a lifetime, a dress to last my whole life through (remember that song by Firehouse? #hairgoals). This flouncy dress from Misa is the cat's meow - it checks all the boxes: puff de la sleeve, totally tiered, a smart collar you can button up all the way if you mean bizness and it's a lil sheer so you've got them guessing (purr or hiss?). I've picked a litter of 9 (lives!) animal print dresses for every budget that are guaranteed to get you feline fancy (I'm really taking the cat thing all the way there aren't I?). Me. Yow.