If I was to live out the rest of my days on a desert island with only the bare essentials in my walk-in closet, I could consign myself to only black, camo and animal print items easily. Out with all the extra - I'm here on this secluded gooplab of an island to dive into my self-actualization practices: familiarizing myself further with my vagina, manifesting my destiny (same as #1 really), and aligning my chakras with my bank account (off-shore) so I can amazon prime to the island plenty of cleansing teas and shearling birkenstocks. Also, Tom, I'll use my volleyball for exercises to tighten my pelvic floor - thanks so much -- There's more than one way to cast away, and maybe I'll write a travel guide for it.
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