STOCK-UP FOR SPRING, LIKE A SQUIRREL IN REVERSE + HOW I WEAR THE ITEMS THAT SQUIRRELS CAN’T

Well good merning to ya. There's corona (or as my friends says it core-a-norah), and the elections and the spring Shopbop sale all happening now, so you guessed it ... we're gonna look at what you should stock up on for sprangy sprang, which is just around the corner (isn't daylight savings time this weekend?? - praise the effing be for that).

Just about everything on the site is on sale (up to 25%) with the more United States dollars you spend, the bigger the discount. Here are a few items I believe in for 2020 a good deal more than I believe any democratic candidate stands a chance against Trump, or that I didn't get coreanorah on the plane yesterday from the man who sneezed twice and didn't cover his mouth. Medicliterally, WTF.