Well good merning to ya. There's corona (or as my friends says it core-a-norah), and the elections and the spring Shopbop sale all happening now, so you guessed it ... we're gonna look at what you should stock up on for sprangy sprang, which is just around the corner (isn't daylight savings time this weekend?? - praise the effing be for that).
Just about everything on the site is on sale (up to 25%) with the more United States dollars you spend, the bigger the discount. Here are a few items I believe in for 2020 a good deal more than I believe any democratic candidate stands a chance against Trump, or that I didn't get coreanorah on the plane yesterday from the man who sneezed twice and didn't cover his mouth. Medicliterally, WTF.

JUST CASUALLY BREAKING ALL SEASON BOUNDARIES WITH MY TIE-DYE SLIP DRESS AND TURTLENECK. DON'T MIND ME.
RAG & BONE RAZOR BOOTIES
PARIS TEXAS SNAKE BOOTS
SIMON MILLER PACK BOOTIES
LEGIT MY FAVORITE BOOTS RIGHT NOW - THEY'RE POINTY AND THAT FEELS LIKE LADY-BUSINESS TIME.
A PUFFY SLEEVE IS A POWER POSITION - QUOTE FROM ME. WEAR THEM FOR ALL NEGOTIATIONS, COCKTAIL PARTIES AND BOARD MEETINGS.
THIS FARM RIO DRESS IS COVERED IN ANTEATERS, AND ROWDY HAS AN ANTEATER HE CARRIES AROUND CONSTANTLY, SO CLEARY, AN UNFOLDING STORY I'LL REPORT BACK ON SOON
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